True Afrofish Stories

People have actually seen live afrofishes swimming deep in the sea. These riveting stories prove to us that you may never know what you may find in the deep sea..  

 

Do fish speak jive?

 

Mark Farrenworthy reports, "I just dind't espect that this is what I wus gonna catch tooday. I's hopin to catch me some trout but then I see this fish with dis huge afro lookin ting. I says if I knew dis ting had an afro, I wuldn't a killed it. I felt so bad eatin' the following night. Everything tasted good escept for dee afro."

 

The rebirth of disco in Holland?

 

Hank Perkeik reports, "Here in Maastricht, we try not to emulate the modern day pop cultures of the other european countries but sometimes it gets hard to be original. This very fish I caught on this day gave me a great idea. I've decided to help open the first disco afrofish aquarium in Maastricht.

Diving for Afrofish

 

Richard Goheenville reports, "I was scuba diving in Maui last summer. While I was underwater I was wishing that my black friends would go scuba diving with me. And just as that thought popped into my mind, I had remembered the time my friend Tyrone told me he doesn't like the way that white people smell. I kept on day dreaming as I was getting deeper I felt like I was going to lose all the available oxygen I had in my scuba mask as I encountered the great one. I definitely said this is the eighth wonder on the fucking world. I named it scubafro even though it doesn't make sense.